Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!

English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''

by william the wallace March 15, 2006

The Raging Robert

The act of penatrating an under age vaginal canal, only to bust a nut through masterbation because she sucks. Then minutes later going on a date with your future girlfriend.

After the 13 year olds soccer practice. Randall decided she had a nice rack and should be introduced to the Raging Robert.

by kman04 April 28, 2005

the nick roberts

The act of being balls deep inside of a Zoo animal while it screams in pain.

Last night at the Zoo me and My uncle stan performed the nick roberts on a sea lion.

by Cocobeans81 March 13, 2015

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

The guy who is and will stay loyal to all in his life. Usually plays baseball or basketball and has curly blonde hair and blue eyes. He is so perfect in every way and he is loved by many! He doesnt usually think he's very attractive. He is SUPER funny and makes every girl GO CRAZY. any girl would be lucky to meet a Robert!

Robert-the guy who makes your heart melt!

Girl1: OMG i totally love robert he is so perfect in every way and i love him so much! nobody makes me feel like he does!
Girl2: AWW Robert is totally lovable! u need to go out with him!

by buttercup518 May 25, 2013

The Charlize Roberts

having or showing a great lack of intelligence or common sense.

The Charlize Roberts... simple

by PRESS ADD PLEASE!!! August 25, 2020

The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe

A CD-i game from the 1990s. It is the favourite game of James Rolfe and was voted the very best game of 2014 by me. The game has very intriguing controls and has a very exciting action-packed soundtrack. It is very under-rated simply for the fact that hardly anybody knows about it.

"The Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe? Well at least I have a reason to hang myself now."

by Deathrock9 December 30, 2014

Robert E Mcaleb the 4

The nicest guy you’ll ever meet and a state champion 300 hurdler beating everyone in his way. don’t fuck with this nigga he fast. he also uses toys a lot

Robert E mcaleb The 4 got his bag stuck on the roof of bermudian springs middle school

by i need sleep omg April 25, 2019