pissed the moint

What you succeeded in doing when you failed to understand local natives' warnings during a visit to Cols and went noisily/splashingly wading in a creek that is inhabited by fearsome-toothed red-colored anglerfish-like predators.

If you don't want your gravestone to read, "Missed the point --- pissed the moint", you should closely listen and comprehend what your intergalactic tour-guide tells you about the dangerous plants and animals on a particular planet or asteroid that you're planning on visiting.

by QuacksO October 23, 2019

Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.

Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry

by canatex December 20, 2021

Pissed the Waffles

When your plans backfired on you.

I really should've planned my pregnancy reveal more carefully. I really pissed the waffles both figuratively and literally.

by canatex December 20, 2021

pissed the skill out

When you're locked in a video game and suddenly you have to go pee and all the skill and focus disappears.

I just hit a quadra kill five minutes ago but now i'm bottom frag. i guess i pissed the skill out

by leafy leaf May 10, 2024

The Call of Piskers

In order to complete this action, the use of a 2 way radio is needed. It takes place when you are absolutely frightened (and not sure what the hell to do) and afraid of getting locked in a closet, you radio for help by screaming for your shift supervisor.

Evan: Dude, did you hear what happened last night?

Chuck: Yeah, I heard there was The Call of Piskers.

Evan: Yeah, he got tied to a chair this time.

by mmg2011 October 14, 2011

Pissed on the monitor

A phrase you say when something bad has happened but also after that another bad thing happens.

Sean: Hey man I’m sorry about your dog getting hit by that car yesterday.

Kyle: Yea man but you won’t believe what happened after that. My girlfriend called and broke up with me.

Sean: Wow you just pissed on the monitor!

by Krankëmz October 13, 2021

pissed on the fire

When someone completely kills a joke.

Guy 1: Yea its like a green elephant in the desert!
Guy 2: Ugh you just totally pissed on the fire dude

by Alivia M January 25, 2008