swapping places with the panda

Havin Sex

I don't mind swapping places with the panda

by Giangium September 14, 2009

Riding The Panda

The act of intercourse between a non-Asian male/female with an Asian male/female.

A hot Asian girl delivered my Chinese food tonight, and within an hour I was riding the panda.

by Citizen Cain November 7, 2006

pat the panda

To masturbate (can be used to describe the male or female act).

After a long day of class, Ethan was ready to pat the panda.

Cindy called in sick but I suspect she is at home patting the panda.

by Helen W. September 14, 2008

Smacking the Panda

A slang masturbating

Guy 1: Dude i just saw sami Smacking the panda.

Guy 2: Thats amazing.

by Gentalmensmiley June 20, 2011

slapping the panda

This is when you are mouth fucking someone when their head is upside down (they are on their back with their head hanging off the bed) you fuck so hard that your balls hit their eyes and give them black eyes like a panda. Before you cum you pull out and slap you cock across their face while you cum, painting their face white.

Two nights ago I hooked up with this person that was really into slapping the panda.

by Localbuzz December 26, 2014

eat the panda

Going down on a female student at the University of Alberta.

Did you eat the panda last night?

by Albertapanda July 11, 2014

hit the panda

To go to Panda Express for some dank chicken egg rolls or beJing beef.

Hey bro you trying to hit the panda?

by Charlieguy January 4, 2017