mongoosing

to skip school with friends. only possible to do if your a BAMF.

Daniel: Let's mongoose today
Victoria: Hellll yea. We can go to Galveston!
Zac: Can I come mongoosing with you too?
Daniel & Victoria: Yea, your a BAMF!!!!

by dippie&vicki April 06, 2009

as a mongoose

an expression used to explain a great amount of wanting something

dude i am as hungry as a mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

mongoose

1: (n.) a mammal of the musteline family, related to the weasel, mostly found in asia.
2: (n.) Slang for a rather large penis. Used typically in a joking manner.

1: "Ow! That mongoose bit me!"
2: "Those spandex tights really accentuate that mongoose of his... jeez it's like OUT THERE!"

by Adustus November 13, 2004

Mongoose

Similar to the term Mong, It is someone who people struggle to understand and don’t get how they can’t complete a simple task. They’re generally assumed to be in a vegetative state.

You fucking mongoose, how did you manage to forget to set an alarm?

by Elsa Jean October 04, 2021

Mongoose

The best way to greet a french person. A new substitute for the word bonjour.

(At the start of a french class the students stand up to greet their teacher and say in unison): Mongoose

by Ball_dont_lie May 30, 2021

Mongoose

a slang term for vagina.

Mongoose eats snakes.

by storm998763 December 13, 2009

Mongoosed

The action where one male feels intimidated by the presense of another male while in the company of a female (or potential partner) and puffs his chest out as a form of peacocking.

When I met NayNay at the game, her boy Micah totally Mongoosed me. Like I'm a threat to take NayNay away.

by NewGuy311 May 15, 2010