The Michael Stafford

It's when The Michael Stafford gets hit by something. Then he leaves or bases. I'm basing, I'm basing. If a killstreak goes for him he just stands there and says, "It's going for me, If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye." He gets hit by everything in and dies. People like to target The Michael Stafford to annoy him.

A killstreak hits The Michael Stafford. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye. If I get once more time, I'm leaving going offline bye.

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- THE MICHAEL STAFFORD

YOUR DAD IS A NIGGER

by THE MICHAEL STAFFORD August 31, 2011

the michael cox

The michael cox- when you are getting head as your about to bust, pull out of her mouth and put your dick in her nose and cover the other nostral and bust into her head.

Camille was giving me head and I pulled the michael cox in her brain.

by Big dick mike August 21, 2008

The Michael Douglas Factor

A term describing a person who appears to posses the ability to commit horrific acts at any given moment, despite their outward appearance as a dignified, sometimes even well liked individual, a slang term for sociopath.

" Oh, I wouldn't fuck with that guy, he has the Michael Douglas Factor. I bet that dude probably strangles cats in his spare time.

by AbAeterno October 23, 2009

the michael jordan v2

When you are f ing a girl in the ass you pull your penis out right before you are about to blow your load and stick your tongue out and then catch it on your tongue and spit it in the girls face.

i was fucking your mom and sister and a little bit of your dad on the side(but he was pretty much just watching)when i thought of the michael jordan v2 and it was so AMAZING!!!

by PROninjaBEESH March 10, 2010

The Michael Phelps

Squirt relentlessly all over his bed, then make him sleep in the puddle. If he snores while sleeping in the puddle, this is known as Singing in the Rain.

My baby gave me The Michael Phelps last night, and I didn't get a wink of sleep.

by SexyLittleIdeas.com March 12, 2016

the Michael bay effect

When movies Have explosions for random reasons and timings

Character eats a cake
*EXPLOSIONS, NUKES, DESTRUCTION,WORLD WAR 3
Character: What!?!?!.......WHY
Michael Bay: IT'S THE MICHAEL BAY EFFECT MOTHA FOCKA

by lifehater678 May 29, 2017

The Michael Effect

The Michael Effect is when you’re about to have sex with a partner or if it’s a one night stand and the girl asks you to put a condom on and you lose your erection

Person 1 : Oh did you hear about Chris and that girl the other night ??
Person 2 : No I didn’t , what happened

Person 1 : He brought her back to his and she said to put on a condom and he got The Michael Effect the poor misfortunate bastard

by ReceadingHairline November 18, 2019