The Matrix

The Matrix was the brilliant construction and engineering feat of the unified race of machines that solved man's infinite hunger for the Earth's finite resources. Rather than occupying real space on the Earth's surface; burning real fossil fuels exumed from within the Earth's crust; decimating real rain forests that once populated nearly all of the land mass of the planet, man has been reborn in a simulation. On a side note: the human body is not really the most efficient / abundant dynamo available to the machine race for transforming biochemical energy into heat and electricity, but this is what the machines would like us to believe, in order to maintain man's perception of the machine race as one of "pure horrifying precision," against which (and this is the key) a war is completely futile. The sooner you accept your new reality, the happier you will become.

In the film "The Matrix," the machines offered Cypher a grand life, even as his human "companions" took it from him!

by Donny Viszneki April 18, 2006

the matrix

1. Semi-literate sixth form philosophy.
2. Vanity project for vaguely talented directors.
3. Holy fucking shit, dude! Did you see that fucking explosion! Dude!

"Well, you can't really understand the matrix without reading Nietzsche. You just can't."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004

The Matrix

A series of movies that was absolutely the most awesome thing on earth...until the last two minutes of the third movie when the whole thing got shot to hell, along with all of my admiration for the Wachowskis. Actually, NOTHING got shot to hell. That was the problem. A freakin' TRUCE?! Come on!

At least Neo died. "I know kung fu." Give me a break.

by cardshark March 14, 2004

The Matrix

A really cool move that involves alot of back bending ans side twisting in order to dodge objects.

he did a matrix and dogded that football

by matt November 14, 2003

The Matrix

A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.

By now you should have guessed...I'm your magic negro.

by spg November 12, 2003

The Matrix

1) The karma sutra of special effects and unique camara angles that changes the audiences perspective and is the basis for every regurgitated charlie's angel movie.

2) Any movie where the primary movie should have not been followed by a sequal but corporate automatas and coka cola product spots have swayed middle class directors and screen writers to sell there soul for 5 more minutes of fame

3)A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro.

1) The House of the Dead was the worst movie ever, save for the matrix and titties.

2)Jurassic park was glorious until they matrixed it.

3) Whats a better example of a matrix than Kazaam.

by travos November 17, 2003

The Matrix

n.A place that is pulled down right in front of your eyes to blind you from the real world. Part of a computer program designed to save the race of humanity.

Morpheus takes Neo and teaches him how to live in the Matrix

by Homer May 16, 2003