a dose of the Leons

The name given to an attack of diarrhoea, stemming from the slang term 'The Trots'

Full term is 'a dose of the Leon Trotskys'

Sorry i didn't go out last night, i had a dose of the Leons...'

by mrbruceman May 17, 2009

The leova

Asian midget with small boobs

The leova ; You are The leova.

by Tigerballz January 18, 2015

The Leonard Affect

When one has a strong affection/liking to someone and will make minuscule attempts to pursue said person. When the subject is faced with minor discouragement/realization that effort or time is required to obtain said person, subject will give up and move on, repeating the process.

Dood is The Leonard Affect contagious? Because I don't feel like giving up on love yet.

by Dontsayfuckinmycar November 19, 2016

The Leopard nut

The first male ejaculate is called the leopard nut. The leopard nut is called as such because it allowed men to nut and run very quickly out of danger after doing the deed... much to the dismay of many women. The true test of male sexual stamina should be the nut that follows the leopard nut. Think of the leopard nut as an appatizer before the main course.

The leopard nut allowed mankind to reproduce quickly before a leopard/large predator could eat them. That's why men cum quickly on the first go...

Her dad almost caught us last night, she didn't cum but I sure did. You can thank the leopard nut for that freebie.

by The dude's dude July 12, 2023

the leopard

when you stick your thumb in a womans ass while hittin it doggy-style then put the thumb prints all over her back so she spotted like a leopard.

I spotted her up like the leopard

by Dizz3L May 13, 2011

Kings of the Leon Age

Bizzare stoner/southern rock band. Their sound is impossible to place. It is somewhere between the Kings of Leon on the Queens of the Stone Age.

I heard a Kings of the Leon Age song the other night...it was pretty freakin' weird.

by dudeman April 7, 2004

the leonitis

what you feel when watching any movie too many times, specifically 300 than trying to quote it at any and all times

"dude, after watching 300 a million times i fel i've got the leonitis"
"all these people quoting 300 is giving me leonitis

by carrington II March 27, 2009