The Lebrone Jahamez

When you have 69 affairs with 17 year old women who think you’re a rapper when in reality you are just a pedophile wanting to get slobbed on the knob.

Jon: Blow on my soup baby gurrrlllll
Mommy: Are you performing the Lebrone Jahamez

by SteveHarvey7 October 20, 2022

The Lebrons

A cartoon show that Lebron James will use to boost his ego even further.

"Watch out cyber world - here come The LeBrons! LeBron James presents his all new animated series "The LeBrons," coming to a computer near you. Click the subscribe button and be the first to know about all the action..."

Me: Really Lebron? and you wonder why everyone hates you.

by Roc18 January 21, 2011

The Big Lebrowski

That funny, kinda dumb, somewhat overweight and going-nowhere guy in your group of friends. He often thinks he is the coolest guy in the world, does crazy stuff and never fails to make you laugh. Great for entertaining females at a bar, while not posing much of a sexual threat, you know, unless they're into that sort of thing.

Note: The Big Lebrowski is not required to bowl.

Bro 1: Why do we still hang around with Jesse? He's a huge pot head with no aspirations in life, who sits around all day and watches Family Guy and plays video games.

Bro 2: Yeah dude, but he's funny, and we always meet a ton of girls when he's around.

Bro 1: True. Jesse sure is the Big Lebrowski.

by Fredrich von Hollern September 12, 2009

Telebronesis

When two dudes have the same thought, or brainwave. Basically exactly like telekinesis, but between bros.

Guy 1: What card do I have?
Guy 2: Seven of diamonds.
Guy 1: Damn, you got it again.
Guy 2: It's weird, I can never get these with Shannon.
Guy 1: Must be Telebronesis.

Bro 1: Dude, lets go get some dinner.
Bro 2: I was about to say that.
Bro 1: Dude, Telebronesis. *Fistpound

by Cpt. Willis December 1, 2010