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Greg n. (gre-guh)

Origins: TRyP from irc created the greg when he explained how he had slept with multiple women at once, then came onto irc and confessed he had advanced HIV and AIDS.
1. A disease which makes you stupid. "Hey dude, you're getting the greg."

2. Person on IRC who has recieved advanced HIV and AIDS from coming in contact with someone who has the greg. "Hey did you he that <PoorlyToldJoke > got the greg?"

3. When you get fired from a low paying job after working only a week. "Hey dude, i heard that your boss gave you the greg."

4. Being addicted to cocaine. "Hey i had to go to rehab for getting the greg."
by LordPerve November 15, 2004
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Greg The Bunny

One of the most brilliant TV shows in world history, a show that only a true hipster can appreciate. It is about a world where puppets and humans coexist on the set of "Sweetknuckle Junction", a failing children's educational show. Some of the best characters are Count Blah, the vampire with the hilarious verbal tic, and Warren Demontague, the dramatic monkey with a football helmet and a ripe additude. On a sad note, this show was canceled because FOX couldn't stand how witty it was, but the 2-disc set (which came out on my birthday) is phenomenal, yet short.
Bring back Greg!!!!!!!
by Blackwood July 4, 2005
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Greg "The Hammer" Valentine

Greg "The Hammer" Valentine is a pro-wrestler who was popular in the 70s and 80s. His nickname comes from when an opponent tries to re-enter the ring. Once they are up on the apron, Valentine would turn them around to face the crowd and bring a smashing fist and forearm down on their chest (Not from the elbow smash he also made popular.) Valentine is a second generation wrestler. Career highlights include breaking Chief Jay Strongbow's leg with the "figure four leg lock," gaining the Intercontinental Championship from Tito Santana, and being tag team champs with Brutus Beefcake.
"Yo, did you see Greg "The Hammer" Valentine beat down Roddy Piper, damn!"
by Steve788 November 28, 2006
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The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.

The Cunt Greg The Cunt? Mate what a cunt.
by June Noire May 19, 2020
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The Cunt Greg The Cunt

Essentially the male equivalent of Karen. The Cunt Greg The Cunt is the everyday joe public guy who is just a huge cunt.
Infact hes such a huge cunt that its very difficult for humans to really conceptualise the magnitude of how big a cunt he really is.

In order to help portray how big of a cunt he / "Greg" is the preface "The Cunt" is used to suggest stature and title, and then reinforced with a repetition of cunt just to be safe.
Did you see that fella Nigel on the telebox the other day. 100% spam magnet. Proper The Cunt Greg The Cunt.
by June Noire May 19, 2020
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Greg the fish

A fish that's lost in the snow, send help, he is stuck in the snow and we can't get him out. He's falling and he can't get up. If you see this please donate to my go fund me to put my pet fish down, he is blind and we need 2$ to kill him.
by Leo is mole rat December 28, 2019
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Greg the Bunny

1. A failed tv show about a world where humans and puppets (or, fabricated Americans) live together. They even can have sex with each other.
2. A bunny in that show who befriends a character played by Seth Green (gee, i wonder why it failed)
We can sing and dance, and we don't need pants, see we're just… like… you.
by MaSh92587 August 6, 2004
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