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Ghost of the Goon

A ghost who died in the act of auto erotic gooning.
by PrimeTimeEdger April 6, 2025
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The Cool Goon

Cool Goon was one of many people in a hivemind mentality in a very irresponsible and immature debate in #debate. In this debate one person had seriously suggested potential merits of putting convicts into state-sponsored gladiator fighting systems, and everyone else came down on the dude with massively overwhelming moral shaming. They very rarely cited actual arguments or reasoning against it, preferring to target the individual over the idea. Eventually I stepped in and told them off for not engaging in logical or productive debate, and at that point Hater (the guy with the New England profile) who had previously been participating in the "debate" by occasionally adding his own jabs decided to spend a line saying how much he dislikes debate anyways and it's a dumb channel. I got really pissed at him for that - as it was not something new - and basically told him to either grow up or shut up. He cited autism as an excuse for lack of performance and promptly left the server of his own accord. After my "burn" (as everyone seemed to think it was) people spam reacted with various roast-related emojis. I told them to shut it and keep it mature, and the next one to post an emoji would receive a ban. Cool Goon knowingly posted an emoji. He received a ban.
The Cool Goon WAs So Cool He Got F*cking Banned
by Corphoenix December 16, 2020
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person 1 : sigma gyatt ohio rizz when skibidi sigma attacks the svinka and creeper in oklahoma and then they goon their way out of there
their mom : i should've put you up for adoption
by ruben.notfound June 18, 2024
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The Goonies

Movie created in the mid-80s by Steven Spielberg. Spawned phenomenas like the truffle shuffle, Chunk, and Sloth
by Robyn July 30, 2003
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God of the Goons

A 2011 indie online film starring Lord Hector Diono™
A term used to describe a living urban legend an O.G.
A noble title given to former gang leaders in any urban society made popular by Lord Hector Diono™
The film entitled "God of the Goons" can be seen on Youtube.com
by Associated Press of UK October 12, 2019
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The goonch

While the goonch normally presents itself in the shape of a giant, maneating catfish located in the in the Great Kali River running between India and Nepal, it is actually the all powerful ruler of the universe. The goonch rules the world through his army of cave demons led by his right hand man, Oliver twist. The goonch punishes those who refuse to acknowledge his power by following his fallen angle bobby hall, who, though despite his efforts, cannot win a championship. The goonches arch enemy is m.nightshamilong, who ,through his use of countless twists, has evaded the goonch. The goonch requires followers to strike down the non believers and bring justice to the universe.
Dude, I sacrificed to the goonch and kicked everyones' ass. He is the true diety of the universe
by Samyall&robs March 8, 2011
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the goonies

only the BEST movie EVER to be created in the history of the world...starring a mini sean astin and some other people. Classic kid's adventure movie with just enough innuendo for us older ones...mwahahaha. AWESOME movie with the most quotable lines ever. 80s children may remember fondly, so go get it and watch it! You'll be pleasantly surprised.
by kerplunkymunky February 13, 2004
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