Ripe for the fuckin 

something or someone that's ready to be fucked

"that chick is smokin"
"your damn right she is shes ripe for the fuckin"

Ripe for the fuckin by Amanda . October 12, 2008

Stay off the fuckin flowers 

What you say to someone when you don't want them on your property/flowers.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Can I come over today and eat all your food?

Guy 2: Hell no. Stay off the fuckin flowers queerbait.

Example 2:
Guy 1: Dude, I'm comin over to get that car you posted on craigslist.

Guy 2: Dude, stay off the fuckin flowers. Someone already bought it.

Stay off the fuckin flowers by defmasta232 August 26, 2010

right in the fuckin balls 

When you get someone right in the fuckin balls.

P1: *throws ball*
P2: you got me right in the fuckin balls!

right in the fuckin balls by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021

what’s the fuckin moves 

where we dropping boys?

“what’s the fuckin moves tonight barry?”

what’s the fuckin moves by pookoooooookl January 14, 2022

mug, get the fuckin 

so that urban dicktionary will freak out on you abbout getting the mug

get the "mug, get the fuckin'' mug

mug, get the fuckin by MrHeckman012420101011111010111 October 20, 2022

Down the fuckin' drain 

A common saying when you're pissed about something you lost or broke.

FUCK! My fuckin bike is broken! Great, 1500 dollars down the fuckin' drain!!!

Down the fuckin' drain by jay gee November 28, 2020

smokey the fuckin bear 

A bear who will burn your ass so bad, you're gonna say "owe! some bear just burned my ass"

Example 1 -
Guy: wanna fuck?
Guy2: depends, are u smokey the fuckin bear?

Example 2-
"Only you can stop me, smokey the fuckin bear, from stopping you from starting me to stop you from starting my own forrest fires."

Example 3-
Guy1: Hi, i'm smokey the fuckin bear.
Homocapian Cross-dresser: You're also high as a duckling.

smokey the fuckin bear by smokey-the-fucking-bear (duhrrr) September 9, 2006