Going to the dump

When you’ve been convicted of a crime and sentenced to prison

I was found guilty of several violent offences, I’m almost certain I’m going to the dump

by Insouciant Bastard February 23, 2025

Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

by Shithousepoet October 11, 2014

Dump the Glock

To fire a handgun or more specifically a Glock, often with the intention of harming another person by firing all of the ammunition in the magazine until no more ammunition is remaining, thus "Dumping the Glock".

Pooh Shiesty: "Dump the Glock show me it work or somthin"

by OGLAVACAKES January 25, 2023

On The Clock Dump

I make a nickle,
They take a dime,
That's why I shit
On company time.

Sam: How's work treating you today?
Tommy: Great! I stretched out my on the clock dump for over an hour this morning.
Sam: Gettin' paid, nigggaaaaa!!!

by daphunkeefeel1 July 8, 2012

dump the hummus

1) To defecate fecal matter that resembles the texture and/or color of hummus.

2) To defecate (i.e. take a shit, drop a deuce, pinch a loaf)

Origin: a 4 year-old boy once peered curiously into the murky depths on his first trip to an outhouse and exclaimed to his mother, "Someone dumped their hummus in there!"

Ugh! My stomach is rumbling. I think I need to dump the hummus.

That bathroom smells like someone dumped the hummus.

by agoraphone August 31, 2011

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

The Power Dump

You know that feeling when you need to make a trip to the bathroom, and quick? well the power dump is when you poopie it out so fast that it splashes your bottom! thats the power dump

Oh gawd, i gotta make a run, dont expect me out anytime soon, Its The Power Dump!

by blabolabla March 24, 2010