The Blind Munchies as experienced by a person, usually a senior, who needs but does not have serviceable dentures.
Man, I got such a serious case of The Blind Gummies on my 70th that I hit up the 7-11 for all of its chips.
by The Texian September 5, 2018
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When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
When someone ignorant tries to steal from someone else ignorant
by Patrick the Starfish001 September 11, 2021
Get the The blind robbing the blind mug.if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
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Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
Initially the male is blindfolded and then undressed by the female.
The female then undresses and lays legs akimbo on the edge of a piece of furniture, usually a bed or couch.
The blindfolded male then proceeds to find the females "letterbox" so he can insert his "package" into it.
As the man finishes he yells out "your package has been fully delivered"
"I'm looking for a blindfold can you help me"?
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
Store clerk: " what do you need a blindfold for?"
"My girlfriend and I are planning to do some roleplay later on and she suggested we try "The blind postman".
by ZeppelinCaptain December 18, 2021
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Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks
Person 2: Yeah, it's gonna be the blind factory out there, so many drinks
by Smurkio August 25, 2024
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by mnroh December 7, 2013
Get the houston in the blind mug.to ride between the cars of a moving freight or passenger train to avoid being spotted by the train's crew or police
So's they don't know I'm here hopping this freight, I'd better ride the blind. C'mon. Don't be afraid!
by betweentwoshoes February 25, 2017
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