thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.
dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???
by c'sa December 06, 2007
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thats what she said

You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.

The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.

All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!
About: being able to draw when i was a kid

I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said

(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)

See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca
by SheSaidIt.ca March 26, 2009
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thats what she said

a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had sex with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having sexual intercorse.
boy:(jumping on air bed
his friend:be careful or you'll pop it!
boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big!
boy: thats what she said
by Scott Saier February 09, 2008
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Thats what she said

It turns an ordinary, innocent statement into something dirty.
True story
Boy chokes
Teacher: did your it go down the wrong whole Ashton?
Me (really loud): thats what she said!
Class laughs.
Meaning: the dick went up the asshole and not the vagina hole or vise versa
by Netballchick786 May 14, 2014
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thats what she said

A sentence that can be said after your friends say something that could possibley be turned into something sexual...
Person1: hey here, can you hold my ice cream for a while.
Person2: ya sure, (person 1 hands person 2 the icecream)
person2: o shit this is really slippery
person1: thats what she said...

what person 1 is refering to is a girl that would say that during sex...hes pretending that when he was having sex a girl said, that his penis is slippery...

this can be used in anything...
by abdumac August 20, 2006
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thats what she said

when you say something and someone else interperates it in a perverted way, they say thats what she said.
"hang on im almost done"
"thats what she said"
by deejaylovesmaddie January 01, 2010
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Thats what she said

A phrase said after something completely normal to make it sound sexual.
(TV Commercial for excercise equiptment) : Do you like it hard?
(Boy # 1) : Thats what she said !
(Boy # 2) : What are you talking about?
(Boy # 1) : If you say 'Thats what she said' after someting to make it sound sexual, it's funny.
(Boy # 2) : Oh okay, I get it.
by Smurphhh April 15, 2009
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