Didn't Happen

A phrase commonly use when an event is brought up that was thought to be real, but did not occur.

Ryan: Hey john, we were talking about the H...
John: No no no, it didn't happen

by zaqpl,123 September 6, 2018

Thapping Sound

The sound, in the form of a rapid staccato, made by the slapping of a guy’s ball bag against the girl’s ass during sexual intercourse. The sound can also be made by the slapping of thighs. The thapping sound is usually accompanied by other fuck noises like moaning, groaning and heavy breathing.

I heard the thapping sound coming from their bedroom and I knew my parents were having sex again.

They let us out of work because of the approaching storm. Instead of going to the bar with the guys I decided to go home early and be with my wife. When I got to the top of the stairs I heard the thapping sound coming from our bedroom.

When I fuck Gina she gets really turned on when as soon as she hears the thapping sound and then she goes all out until she comes.

by RobbieJor April 7, 2005

It won't happen again

The phrase that people say to their boss when they know that they have fucked up and their boss has yelled at them at them. This is the acceptable response apart from "sorry" that should be used when apologising to a boss. The harshness of the reason can vary from being late to shredding a court case report. The result is always the same, the accused, embarrassed and flustered, the boss, pissed off, saying "it better not" and the rest of the workers staring at the accused.

Boss: Hey Gary, have you seen the Johnson Parking ticket case? It was on my desk.

Gary: Was it on the same corner that is the shred pile?

Boss: Yes, have you seen it?

Gary: I kind of shredded it...

Boss: YOU DID WHAT???

Gary: But it was on the shred pile

Boss: ALWAYS ASK ME WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHRED SOMETHING. NOW GO INTO THE SHREDDER AND PICK OUT ALL THE PAPER FROM THE FILE AND STICK IT BACK TOGETHER!!!

Gary: Sorry Mr Stevens. It won't happen again.

Boss: It better not.

by Sieffy May 6, 2013

Pics or it didn't happen

Pics or it didn't happen is used when someone makes a very far fetched statement about something. See example.

Teenager1: So brah ask me what I did over the weekend
Teenager2: ok....what did you do over the weekend?
Teenager1: I went over to this girls house and I fucked her and then her mom walked in on us and we had a threesome.
Teenager2: Pics or it didn't happen looser!

by omg45439934 August 23, 2009

Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.

Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake

by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019

thapping

V. The process of masterbating and having your balls slap against your thighs making a clapping sound.

"Jerry had a good time last night, I could here him thapping."

by 2BallDUckling May 31, 2014

Nudez or it didn't happen.

When someone doesn't believe that you "got some" they say this phrase. Meaning, if there are no nudy shots, nothing happened.

John: Yeah, man, I totally got laid last night.
Henry: Yeah right dude. Nudez or it didn't happen.

by That's what I thought, Mika. June 23, 2009