1) thailand woman: lets smoke, drink and have sex with my hot sister!
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
2) me: whats the capitol of thailand?
him: er...
me: BANGKOK! *punch in the nuts*
by fanatacist July 24, 2004
Get the thailand mug.A country from South East Asia that stole from neighboring countries through out the centuries. Such as the glass Buddha from Laos that supposedly FLEW to Thailand and is now chained down so that it wont ever FLY back home. Now trying to say Angkor Wat in Cambodia belonged to the Thai. Funny because the Khmer Empire is older than Siam. Another funny thing is... Why do people in North Eastern Thailand (e-san) speak Laos? um.. maybe it's because their ancestors and the land they stand on today are from the Lao kingdom of Lan Xang.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
FUN FACTS: 90% of Thai's are ladyboys. So, if you order'd your bride from there. 90% chance you order'd a ladyboy.
by LanXangForever May 15, 2011
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A country where dishes are prepared as follows:
1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
1. Walk down the neighborhood grabbing anything (living/non-living/etc.) you can lay your hands on.
2. Come home with your booty and dump the stash in a huge bowl of hot water.
3. Boil the stuff for a randomly chosen length of time.
4. Invite your mates over, grab the nearest peice of wood (to be used as sticks) you can find and swallow with your eyes closed.
5. Walk away from the table as if nothing had happened.
A good outcome of the above recipe is "Paad Thai" probably the yuckiest dish ever prepared in the history of Homo Sapiens.
by Vinaya HS April 28, 2005
Get the thailand mug.A lovely exotic place in asia with nice people and amaizing food! The south islands (for example Kho Lanta) are full of Swedes.
Swedish person 1: I Love Thailand
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.
Swedish person 2: Me too! I am going there in winter.
Swedish person 1: Me too! I Love to be there over christmas.
by MemyselfandI1111 December 15, 2016
Get the Thailand mug.1.A country where men do not feel old,as they can behave young and enjoy life.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
2.A country with many kinds of original and tasty food.
3.A country where you can enjoy each and every day of your life.
4.The country of smiles,kindness and compassion.
5.The country where you can find happiness without being rich,owning a house or a vehicle.
6.A country with many beautiful islands and beaches.
by Kermode Bear September 24, 2018
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Get the Thailand mug.A country in South East Asia that's well known for an overused ladyboys and "funny capital city name" joke. Also known for its tourism and their denial on prostitution business, worshipping random stuff for lottery numbers, as well as political mess.
by NotKringe April 22, 2021
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