To expect the act of sex. Can be used whenever you expect it. Can be used as sexpect, sexpecting, or sexpected.
1. Chad went out the door with high sexpectations for his 3rd date.
2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
2. As the door opened Christian swiveled around in his black leather chair and said while stroking a white persian cat. "I've been sexpecting you."
by Darthcheezeburger August 18, 2015
Get the Sexpectation mug.When a prospective member of the opposite sex texts you in regards to dating and you have high hopes for the incoming text.
Dude! Taylor texted you about going to the bar tonight. Ahhh, I don't know man I really like her. What did she say? I have high textpectations for her?
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by jjthekid January 8, 2010
Get the George Bush expectations mug.The thoughts and hopes that go through ones mind before an engagement/party/happening etc. that consist of imagining what it might be like.
The equation to find satisfaction is found by taking enjoyment and subtracting expectation from it. This is to say that one should never expect too much from something.
The equation to find satisfaction is found by taking enjoyment and subtracting expectation from it. This is to say that one should never expect too much from something.
Ben expected the party to go perfectly as planned. However, the band did not turn up, the drinks table was knocked over, three men were taking to hospital for the consumption of too much whisky an his car broke down on the way back. Although Ben had had a great time there, he found that he was not satisfied with the outcome because he had had very high expectations.
by kikumbob September 23, 2005
Get the expectation mug.The expectations you have towards a certain persons sexual ability. If you believe someone would be amazing in bed, you have "great sexpectations" of them.
Ryan: How was last night with Natasha? ;)
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
Kyle: It was great. I would definitely hook up with her again, she really lived up to my sexpectations.
by ilovemeninkilts December 3, 2011
Get the Sexpectations mug.The universal truth that if you groom yourself in preparation for an expected hook-up, the hook-up will not occur immediately after. It only occurs when you haven't prepared yourself properly. Usually applicable to females.
For example, a girl shaves her legs in preparation for an expected hook-up but then the guy tells her he can't hang out that night.
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
She tells her roommate "Damn, I should've known I wouldn't get any tonight; its the Law of Expectation."
by cocol001 March 27, 2008
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