very nice tities. a nice rack. baggin tits...V
damn baby you got some fly tetas...
by Vidal F November 12, 2009
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When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.
Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!
by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 24, 2009
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Term used by an "aliade" when he's begging for nudes and tries to not look desperate
If a man like me says mostrame una teta: in the process of deconstruction asks you nudes NOT IS to sexualize you, or to pull me. It is because it gratifies me to see how you will take over your body, your sexuality, YOUR SENSUALITY. It drives me crazy and pleases me the simple fact of knowing you free, happy and crazy.
by Manu Virgin May 2, 2020
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Translated from spanish to english: Your mom has big tits.

This can be used as a diss, and then when the person being dissed realized what you said, they laugh.

You say this phrase randomly.
Friend 1: Yo whats up?
Friend 2 (says this fast): Tu madre tiene los grandes tetas
Friend 1: Wha?
Friend 2: HAHAHA =D
by Tu Madre's Amigo July 25, 2010
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Teta, An all out amazing girl in an amazing world. Perfect in every way, she is very pretty and awesome. Is the best In every way. CHERISH HER. LOVE HER. She loves love, and always tries to see the best about others. SHE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. If you are lucky enough to have a Teta in your life, make sure to appreciate her. OR ELSE!!
Teta is too much but just enough at the same time. She is great."
by Bordetta November 23, 2021
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The girl that is just everything you want. She's cute, funny and is just the type of person you'd love to be around with. All the guys wanna date her and girls wanna be like her. She's the type of girl you'd really want to spend the rest of your life of. The type of girl that you want to keep close and never let go. When she's in a relationship, she's fully committed and won't even look at anyone else. She'll spend all her time with you and make you feel amazing.
guy1: she's unlike any girl i've seen

guy2: yep, she's a teta
by Bordetta November 23, 2021
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