testicles

Round objects dangling in a scrotum. Only men have testicles. Women love to kick, knee, squeeze, or otherwise abuse them. When struck, testicles cause extreme pain.

She kicked his testicles until he lay on the floor crying.
The best testicles are the ones that hang low and dangle.

by Watchguard April 3, 2004

Testiculitis

Another word for having blue balls.

That girl was a big time tease that when I came back home I was in pain from the testiculitis

by joshwua915 November 28, 2016

testicles

The symbol of manhood. They are what makes a man a man.

I am still a man as long as my testicles are dangling between my legs

by b-neners March 10, 2008

Testiclots

a slang word used in colloquial conversations to allude to ones testicles this is usually done when the individual has a large penis.

Example in conversation "Listen man your boy's gotta calm down on swingin' dem testiclots around."

"Nigga you gonna knock some lut out flicking your dick like that. And for god sakes put your testiclots away."

by Ninja Mc Stealth Kill October 11, 2008

Testickies

Often associated with a severe case of swalls/mustynut, a condition in which ones scrote will stick to the sides of the thighs. This normally causes the victim to do a quick "lift and shift" or a silly leg twitch, on the sly, while walking.

It was so hot outside yesterday that my swalls developed into an unbeatable case of testickies.

by Blackie Meditz January 23, 2007

testicles

The best thing a man could have, but not you.

john: Eat my testicles
lana: i thought you where gay

by qwertyuiop loves bbc May 4, 2022

Testicles

The two round balls in the sack under the mans 'shaft'.

Terrance: Paul! Did you see that guys big round testicles

Paul: Yes i did Terrence, they were a beauty.

by CrattleCrie January 16, 2012