Feloniously slay the testator

To masturbate

Man-"I like to feloniously slay the testator at least twice daily."
Friend-"Man you need a girlfriend

by Bored Law Student January 20, 2009

Textate

to say or read (something) aloud for another person to text to someone.

My wife was driving, so she would textate to me what she wanted sent.

by hawkerpilot July 1, 2009

Read the New Testament

A university term being euphemistic for having a shit. Because the Gideon's free bible is generally the only reading material around that is not related to work.

"Where's Harry gone?" "Oh he's gone to read the new testament"

by ConcreteHorizon November 23, 2006

Testages

dangling residual doubts after taking a test.

I have major testages after taking that Music Therapy final.

by SnarkAttack April 29, 2006

Textatery

The person sending a text on behalf of someone else.

Since, in California, it is illegal to send text messages while driving, you need a Textatery. It is kind of like a secretary who takes dictation, except they send texts.

Example: While I was driving home I needed to send a text, so I had to dictate the message to my Textetary.

by jdtam September 1, 2010

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by Nab December 15, 2008

Snold Testament

1. A debilitating snow storm. Like what newscasters refer to as "Snowmaggedon" but more biblical.

2. Graphically realistic bible scenes crafted from blizzard snow.

"The snow jews wandering the snow desert were a nice touch to the Snold Testament in Dan's yard.

by Specifically Not a Genius February 10, 2010