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wardrobe therapist

an individual who specializes in healing people's wardrobes by surgically removing poor fashion choices and replacing offending items with more flattering/appropriate attire
Look, it's Cher! She desperately needs help. Please call the wardrobe therapist pronto.

After years of flushing money down the toilet at her shrink's office, schlumpy Cathy finally hired a wardrobe therapist. Now she is happily married, has three children, a dog and a cat as well as a six figure income.
by ayyfron August 6, 2010
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DT Terrorist

This relates to ROBLOX. It is someone who attends a defensive training and whatever team they end up on, they automatically lose, making them the losing condition.
KMOX4 is a DT terrorist.
by CatFan12345 May 22, 2022
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financial terrorist

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noun

1. Any person or entity that knowingly and willingly distorts the financial markets and/or the economy at large for their own personal benefit or political benefit at the expense of a large body politic.

Examples include:
The Primary Dealers
The Federal Reserve
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Henry Paulson
Ben Bernanke
Jon Corzine
Bernie Madoff
Lloyd Blankfein
Kenneth Lay
Timothy Geithner
Bank of America
Brian Moynihan
Many US Senators
Many members of US House of Representatives
George Bush
Barack Obama
Bank of England
European Central Bank
Mario Monti
Lucas Papademos

and many, many more financial terrorists....
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Facebook terrorist

Someone who goes on Facebook and plays practical jokes by tagging you in strange pictures that you don't belong to, posting awkward pictures of you as their main picture, creating fake facebook accounts in your name, constantly harassing your wall and/or other acts of Facebook terrorism.
Dude 1: "What the hell? Someone tagged me in this picture but that's not even me! This guy looks like a jackass!"
Dude 2: "Yeah, must have been Abe, the other day he made a fake fan profile of you being a rapper, you have 11 fans already dude!"
Dude 1: "Goddamn facebook terrorist!"
by Da Vin Chee February 4, 2010
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massage therapist

The most respectable of all professions; may change your life forever in miraculous and mysterious ways. They have powers yet uptapped by the common man.
That massage therapist just saved my life!
by alliresa September 27, 2008
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terrorist

Osama is a terrorist
by crossed-yo-ankeles-bro69696969 October 27, 2022
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menu terrorist

(noun) A person who leaves restaurant menus attached to apartment, house, and business doors. Said menus are unsolicited and not appreciated by the victims.

You will go to work or out for drinks, and when you come home, you find that your building has been "attacked" by menu terrorists. No one was spared: Every single door in your 35 floor apartment building has a menu attached to it. There may even be three menus.

Menu terrorists are based out of South Korea, but their operations are global.

When you patronize restaurants that engage in menu terrorism, the menu terrorists win. However, if the menu comes with a coupon for greater than 10% off of your meal's price at the restaurant, then visiting the restaurant is permitable.

Sometimes menu terrorists engage in suicide bombings. Unlike Arabs who blow themselves up as part of the attack, menu terrorists kill themselves after the attack, because they realize that everyone hates them and wishes they would die.
Oh shit! My apartment was attacked by menu terrorists last night! Bastards! Let's hope this asshole was a suicide bomber.
by The Supporter (as always) April 19, 2009
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