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tenhage

Group of alcoholics that are always down to do something illegal but fun. Really fun people with a twinge of insanity. Always down for a fight to defend their loved ones.
Who are those idiots?
Oh, those are the Tenhages!
by Locomotives October 11, 2021
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Tintage

The ability to take one color and make it look like another by simply adding another color that would not have been ideally matched with it; also could be the ability to fashionably match by doing the exact opposite; matching a color with an unlikely color; fashion
Rather than matching your pink and green shirt with pink and green shoes and same color accessories, try a color that compliments the pink and green that would possibly never match ideally but helps complete the outfit; for example maybe red pumps or tan boots! What about a peach colored elbow bag...fashion makes you think outside the box...makes you think tintage!
by vintaged crush April 10, 2011
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textage

I tried to textage you, but your phone was shut off!
by aripadari February 13, 2004
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tentakels

Variant spelling and pronunciation of "tentacles" based on some obscure Icelandic language (see tentakelporr, tentakel beast, Yggdrasil Proteus).

1. Used to note that the tentacles in question are doing fucked-up shit (see hentai), as opposed to, for instance, a plate of calamari that really doesn't do anything. This is done both so that casual observers won't be able to tell what you're talking about, so that otaku, daemonettes and twodephiliacs won't overhaer you and mistake you for one of their own, and so that harmless tentacles (yes there are a few left) do not become Brondonized.
2. MCC Anime Club's favorite thing in the whole world.
3. My current Nemesis (although I am still have been without an Arch-Nemesis since 2003)
Dumbass A: I don't know how anyone could get off to hentai! It's frikkin tentacles!

Dumbass B: I know, it's disgusting!

Otaku Jackass: Tentacles?! Did someone say tentacles!? Here's some tentacles *shows Dumbasses Sailor Moon tentakelporr*

Dumbasses: Noooooooooooooo!!1111one *vomit*


Me: Why must the tentakels hound me to the ends of the Earth?! Do I look like a Japanese schoolgirl?! *doesn't look like Japanese schoolgirl*

Zach: *shudders* I don't know. I don't know why the porn shop I work at carries shit with tentakels either.

*Otaku Jackass walks by engrossed in Sailor Moon pr0n*

*Zach smacks Otaku Jackass upside the head for not returning his pr0n to the store on time, causing him to drop his Sailor Moon pr0n into a nearby volcano*

Otaku Jackass: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!1111one *jumps into volcano after Sailor Moon pr0n*

Everyone: Hooray!

FIN
by Jack D. Ripper June 21, 2004
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Dutch Textage

The tendency of writers to display undue bravado when communicating on the net, much like how alcohol loosens the tongue...
Annie lead me on by e-mail, but once we met I knew she was just all talk. Must have been some Dutch textage...
by Johnny Kwlmann March 27, 2009
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tengagement

A marital engagement to a perfect ten, i.e. a beautiful person.
The actor has a tengagement with a former Miss Uiverse.
by smjgJsbjgsm May 28, 2018
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tenagenarian

A teenager who acts like they are in their 90's, always complaining they are sore or tired. Lazy
I thought I had a 15 year old daughter, turns out I have a tenagenarian. Lazy bitch!
by WEZEW October 24, 2020
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