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Tinderize

Tinderize: verb (used within tinder) tin·der·ized, ten·der·iz·ing.
Definition

1.) The process of getting mind raped with intelligent words from an attractive individual over the tinder app.
James can tinderize me any day of the week.
by Swaggernometry August 20, 2013
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Tenderizing

The act of pounding on a person's anus with your fist so as to loosen the anus, thus allowing penetation with a penis and or finger. Do not try this with a vagina, mouth, eye, or ear as you may find both your partner and yourself in a shitload of pain.
by Marc April 4, 2005
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Tenderize the Meat

The act of beating your partner until they have sex with you.
Sarah wasn't in the mood so Tom had to Tenderize the Meat.
by Aram A. February 24, 2008
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Tinderized

Being bombarded by fake Tinder chicks to follow their webcam shows or go to some website only to talk to actual girls that never want to meet because apparently Tinder is for people who don't want to "hook up"
This chick on tinder, a site for hooking up, didn't want to actually hang out. My dick got Tinderized. Yay internet.

I got tinderized by 400 fake profiles trying to make me watch some dumbfuck webcam site.
by hunterfuckyougoddammit December 15, 2015
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Tinderize

What happens when you hookup with someone you meet from Tinder
I met Jason on Tinder and after had a few drinks we went back to my place and he tinderized me.
by msdiva August 30, 2015
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Tenderize

To purposely drain your teammate's health so they will be killed by an opponent more easily.

Most often associated with a team slayer game type in Halo 3.
"Dude, I just got the most epic tenderize on Skarth with this power drain!"

Player 1: "WTF dude, I died so easily."

Player 2: "lol I was tenderizing you"

"lol stop tenderizing me so we can win"
by ArdeGT February 23, 2008
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meat tenderiser

while having sex with a bitch pull your dong out of her and comense slapping her pussy with it.
i was smashed when we were fuckin so i gave her the ol meat tenderiser.
by bolden January 24, 2007
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