tallywacker

A wang, more commonly heard in England. It's a funny and more proper word for the cack.

My tallywacker knocked over the radio when I walked by it.

by maybenot September 5, 2003

tallywacker

Long swingey thing hanging between the legs of a male (usuley)

"did you see that, he had his tallywacker hanging ouut there in broud daylight"

by JIM November 14, 2003

tallywacker

A bloke with an enormous penis which he is able to swing over his shoulder. See also see www.tallywacker.co.uk

Man, look at the tallywacker on him - im gonna go jump off a cliff

by Batman September 5, 2003

Tallywacker

A Penis

All me have a tallywacker

by Mrmetaknight875345 April 17, 2016

Tillywink

The tiny hair that erupts from the urethral tract, often curving upwards that creates a tingling sensation with the vaginal opening because of its wirey nature.

Also reffered to as 'the sausage poker' 'the electric eel' or, in some northeastern towns, 'the midget tickler'

Born with such an unfotunate hair folicle, many men prefer to have the tillywink waxed, though it is often prone to grow back.

Yo swallows, how did you like chris e.'s tillywink all up in your grill?

Ooh, that was a tingly sensation like no other. I'm all over him all the time now. oooooooh yeah.

by Christopherelam October 24, 2009

tallywacker

a freaking bad word to use when you really mean zipper.

ms. shoutz told us to make sure our tallywackers weren't showing.

by YouScreamLikeAGirl May 13, 2005

Tallywacker

A word old ladies use to define penis.

Oh look Betty, little Johnny has a massive Tallywacker

by Farmer John Frank January 29, 2019