douchebag tell

An act or attribute that signals to others that someone is a douchebag; mark of a douchebag.

The first known use of this phrase was by Taran G, Atlanta, GA, March, 2010

Liking your own Facebook status is a douchebag tell.

by jacandy July 22, 2010

Wank and Tell

An AO3 tag used in fanfics, often smut, where the author would be flattered to know the reader got off to their work.

That fic had a "Wank and Tell" tag so I left a spicy comment as soon as I washed my hands

by Dethna November 14, 2021

who gon tell her?

who’s going to tell the person about something that is obvious that the subject doesn’t realize

Person 1: “walks out with an ugly outfit”
Person 2 to person 3: “who gon tell her?”

by Yourslanghelper March 15, 2020

Pray Tell

Another way of saying 'do tell' or 'go on' but can be used sarcastically.

Number Five: "well… I wasn't alone."
Klaus: "oh? pray tell."
Number Five: "her name was Delores."

by Was Mystery_Gal July 1, 2019

telisa

A beautiful women who's not afraid to cut a bitch. Telisa doesn't toilorate drama or petty shit, but loves a good laugh. Telisa is a loyal friend, a freak in the sheets and super passionate.

Damn, I want to be a Telisa!

by Telisa December 28, 2016

Tell em' to bring out the whole ocean.

DJ Khaled's wants the entire ocean to be brought out to be eaten.

DJ Khaled: " tell em' to bring out the whole ocean. "

DJ Khaled's cook: " We can't literally bring out the entire ocean for you. "
DJ Khaled: " God did. "

by Kepap May 19, 2023

Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

by comrade boco June 18, 2011