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teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"
Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted
by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009
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fortune teller

A con-man who TELLS you b**ls**t advice/predictions and charges a FORTUNE for said "divine rvelations"/
Harry Houdini had little patience or respect for so-called fortune tellers, and he was able to expose the vast majority of them as nothing but frauds and humbugs.
by QuacksO March 29, 2019
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Teller Pants

Those tight black dress pants usually worn by female bank tellers and other attractive women working behind a counter.
Danny: Man check out those teller pants!
Jeremy: Dude that's true beauty
by Westbr0ok January 28, 2009
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Ugly Teller

Term for the automated teller machine (ATM).
I didn't have time to go inside the bank so I just used the ugly teller.
by TCR1020 September 14, 2012
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tellier

french - the weaver of linens.
"Those Tellier's sure do know how to throw a party!"
by Aubreyy June 29, 2008
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penn and teller

n. a sexual act. the setup is the most important part - the female is looking toward a window. the male is penetrating the female from behind, while his buddy waits quietly in the closet. at an opportune time, the two switch seemlessly. the first male quietly walks out of the room and pops up in front of the window the unassuming female is facing. MAGIC!
after i gave her a good donkey punch, me and gary moved in for the penn and teller... worked like a charm, till she cut his dick off.
by Donald Jones December 7, 2006
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Story Teller

A person who gathers bits and pieces of people's life stories and fills the often large gaps with his own stupid imagination and tends to fabricate a highly incorrect and false reflection of the truth. A person who can't tell the truth and lives in a fantasy world with no resemblance to reality. Frequently plagued my mental instabilities and psychological dysfunction. Perhaps even prone to suffering a personality disorder.
Nick is a big time story teller. I wouldn't trust a word he says.
by sericesmb16 January 21, 2015
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