An amazing girl that has a cute smile, beautiful eyes, laughs at pretty much everything, gives the best kisses, sometimes not the smartest of people but still smart enough to no who and who not to date. You could win her heart by being a nice guy and not a jerk.
by foreveryoungiwanabeforeveryoun August 22, 2012
Get the Teisha mug.Teisha is the warmest person you will ever meet. Her smile makes you feel so cozy. She has a very interesting choice of vocabulary and strange insults, but if you get to know her, you will discover the scary, hot burning flame inside of her. When she identifies something as wrong, she stands by it. If you ever hurt her, she will fight. And oh boy, when she's mad, she is scary as frick. The guys love her because she is super hot and is the kindest most loyal person you will ever meet. If you ever get to see her walking by at the very least you are so lucky. She hides what she is feeling so well, she swallows her pain in order to not involve or hurt others. She overthinks things way too much but manages to remain calm. It is so hard not to love her when you see her. Every day means so much more with a Teisha in it. Teishas always know what to say, in situations that leave most wordless. Don't get me started on her facial expressions. Each and every one of her facial expressions seem completely perfect for each and every situation.
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Telia has an amazing personality one that everyone looks forward too. Everyone misses her when she's not around. Strangers want to know her the minute she walks in a room. Everyone wants to be around her cause she lightens up the mood and cheers you up with something hilarious. Shes very very funny and rejects people who don't love America. She's naturally pretty.Shes brilliant, very smart and guys are afraid to admit they have a thing for her. Her friends admire her and her crazy-ness. She's is definitely not afraid to be different and at times her crazy-ness doesn't seem to have a limit.Despite all the wonderful things she is, Telia is always loved.
Telia: "God Bless You"
by FancyPants January 17, 2013
Get the Telia mug.When the girl jerks off the man's penis in resemblance to a telescope. The man proceeds to cum in the woman's eye making her squint like a Japanese person.
by Chester St. Rumpterfrabble February 9, 2017
Get the japanese telescope mug.One of many euphemistic terms for a penis. Most famously used in this context in the Big Bang Theory episode, "The Boyfriend Complexity." In that episode, Howard and Raj accidentally kissed each other in the control room for a telescope. The next day, when Leonard casually asked Howard and Raj what had happened, both of them freaked out, even though Leonard hadn't heard about the kiss.
(FROM THE BIG BANG THEORY)
*Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.*
LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night?
RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move.
LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. What happened?
RAJ: Why? You writing a book?
SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret.
RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?!
SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.
*Howard walks over to the table.*
HOWARD: Hey.
LEONARD: Hey.
SHELDON: Hello.
HOWARD: Hey.
RAJ: Hey.
LEONARD: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night?
*Howard and Raj both react with shock.*
HOWARD: Where'd that come from?!
RAJ: He never touched my telescope!!
HOWARD: Way to go shutting up!
RAJ: I did shut up, now you shut up!
HOWARD: Fine!
RAJ: Thank you!
RAJ: I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.
*Sheldon and Leonard are at the table in the cafeteria. Raj joins them.*
LEONARD: Oh, how'd it go last night?
RAJ: Oh, you know, same old same old. Looked through a telescope, saw some stars, big move.
LEONARD: Really? You waited months for a time with that telescope. What happened?
RAJ: Why? You writing a book?
SHELDON: I'm going to propose a hypothesis. Last night, Raj accidentally made contact with an alien civilization, and has been ordered by the United States government to keep it a secret.
RAJ: Nothing happened! Can we please just change the subject?!
SHELDON: That sounds rehearsed. We are not alone.
*Howard walks over to the table.*
HOWARD: Hey.
LEONARD: Hey.
SHELDON: Hello.
HOWARD: Hey.
RAJ: Hey.
LEONARD: You get to play with Raj's big telescope last night?
*Howard and Raj both react with shock.*
HOWARD: Where'd that come from?!
RAJ: He never touched my telescope!!
HOWARD: Way to go shutting up!
RAJ: I did shut up, now you shut up!
HOWARD: Fine!
RAJ: Thank you!
RAJ: I can't believe you didn't call me this morning.
by Daedalus Suburbanus December 6, 2013
Get the telescope mug.From George Orwell's 1984. It's a wall-mounted electronic device that doubles as a television and a surveillance camera. Used by the Thought Police to monitor the citizens.
We're probably about 10 years away from having telescreens - or their equivalent - installed in all our homes. God Bless America.
by Mack June 23, 2004
Get the telescreen mug.1. The process of signing into online account, such as email or your profile, by giving your user name, password, and inputting a security code that is sent to your phone.
2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
2. Replaces "logged in" when you use your phone to sign in to an online account.
by Clouddefender December 30, 2011
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