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Telesford

1. Often known as the sexiest of all sexy beasts. Females know this person as the "other God of love". Giggity. Makes females horny on contact whether by plain speech or flirtation. Gives females orgasms by looking at them. Plain beast of love.

2. Very powerful name. This person often demands respect. If not given, this person will either resort to brain power or use his/her body power. Often known to be dangerous by either method.

3. A smart person, usually the top of his class, who doesn't particularly like to fight, although in a dangerous situation, will unleash his/her inner beast, like a tiger he/she will destroy the person starting with the face and ending with the destruction of the person.

4. this person is usually the best friend of a Martinez or a Jackman or a Smith.
"Did you see Telesford the other day. He/she totally got me hot and bothered when he/she walked past me."

"I know. He/she totally demands respect."
by joeman1642 April 7, 2009
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Teleport

The ability to spontaneously travel from place to place

This helps with:
Going to work
Going to school
Going to stores
Going to a friend’s house
Robbing banks
Avoiding plane trips

Get out of awkward situations
I just had to teleport away, it was getting too awkward
by Name_definer September 25, 2017
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teleportation

the ability to move instantly from place to place using ONLY YOUR MIND. basically the sweetest superpower ever
I teleported into the bank and took all the money then teleported to Amsterdam and bought some fat pounds then to the Bahamas to smoke it!

-why teleportation is the best
by muusbolla January 13, 2009
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Teleporting babies

these watch u in ur sleep and then when u think u saw something they teleport to ur wardrobe
teleporting babies are so epic it makes me cry
by Syrup is pog May 20, 2021
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Teleport House

A type of fictional type of event that occurs in every single house (also including other types of residential buildings) on the planet earth at between 12 AM and 6 AM, on which any non-resident tries to enter the residential building's entrance, they will be once teleported to random place without explanation and leaving them confused.
"Of course, i've ever seen that teleport house on my neighborhood. This is no strange of how the type of event works." - Leafy from BFDI
by Ryan900USAYT March 6, 2022
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hey peebrain you teleport

Originally from what was thought to be porn-bit from Tumblr "hey peebrain you teleport" was the beginning of an ARG on Tumblr and is now consided a meme among users.
Tumblr user 1"Hey peebrain"?
Tumblr user 2 "You teleport"?
"hey peebrain you teleport"
by i_love_fancy_bread January 24, 2022
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teleport_guy

the funniest TIKTOK user.
capable of teleporting 300 feet from his camera
hey teleport_guy, why dont you go in your closet, then teleport to the camera
by qquestionable.zone December 6, 2021
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