Telesnorting

The act of snorting a lot of cocaine and waking up (or teleporting) somewhere completely different, often far away and surprising.

"I did about 25 grams of cocaine and telesnorted all the way to Bangkok."
"One time I was telesnorting sixteen miles after snorting three lines. It was awful. I woke up in a gas station in New Hampshire."

by Obadiah Aquaman September 15, 2014

Teleioromantic

The romantic orientation toward adults.

Although Christine was strictly minor attracted she was still teleioromantic and therefor found a satisfying marriage with the similarly aged Brian.

by ApricotFields June 15, 2020

Telescrope

A man's cock and balls magnified under a lens, normally sent to women other the Internet

Girl 1 :I just got a sent a photo
Girl 2:what is it?
Girl 1 :A dick pic that looks telescroped

by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

Telescrope

A man's cock magnified by a lens sent over the Internet.

Girl 1: someone just sent me a dick pic
Girl 2: that looks like a telescrope

by Quazarquasar July 25, 2021

telesology

The study of how Teles thinks (the study of reason ( why y’all do what y’all do) )

U need to learn some Telesology fr

by BIG TO 2TIMES December 8, 2023

Telesology

Teles study of how Teles thinks (the study of reason( what y’all do what y’all do) )

Y’all need to learn some Telesology

by BIG TO 2TIMES December 8, 2023