telekinesis

The ability to import/export/traffic drugs without ever touching them.

I got those telekinesis powers dog, I never touch the white.

by DownSouthPosted December 28, 2005

telekinesis

the ability of moving objects with mind without physical contact using psychic energy

Most psychics can easily develop telekinesis
Move the pen using telekinesis

by Billiam Beaver June 6, 2016

Telepenesis

When two bro's know each other so well, they know what each other's penises are thinking. This can usually be spotted when guys high five after seeing an incredibly hot girl walk-by.

Guy1: Wow dude, you see that chick?

*chick walks by*

Guy2: Oh yeah! *high fives and bro-fists* It's like we have Telepenesis.

by TheSandman321 February 22, 2011

telekinesis

ability to control mana or lifeforce in the air. it can be moved softened hardened and many other things

Telekinesis can soften the impact of a long fall.

by dacemage June 16, 2008

Telekinesis

Magic.

Telekinesis happens all around us.

by ManRay January 8, 2009

telekinesis golfing

When you are golfing with that addon in your group of three, and he is so amazing he finds it impossible to go over par. the ball actually curves in mid air in his favor.

also, this has been created to disturb/beat the google game.

That douche bag Kevin must be telekinesis golfing. he just eagled a par 5.

by ScrewBarton February 4, 2010

telekinises

A retarded "Power" in which some idiot thinks he can move things with his mind alone. This is usually because he has seen that he can move a psi wheel (a piece of paper folded in a special way) or move a straw balanced on a can. THIS IS RETARDED!!! A: for the psi wheel it is either wind or body heat that moves the wheel (if you put a cam on it you can see it moves by itself) B: the straw on a can only moves when your hands out neer because your hands contain static electicity and that attracts the straw.

If someone can acctually prove it by lifting a pencil of a table or somehting then maybe MAYBE ill re consider till then this is a stupid fucking idea.

Guy 1: "YO MAN CHECK IT OUT I MOVED A PSI WHEEL WITH MY MIND, I HAVE TELEKINISES!!!"

Guy 2: "you fucking idiot..."

by Tomas Leonardo July 30, 2008