Teleinternetkenetic

2 or more people having the same thought and typing a message and sending the exact same wording at the same time.

or internet jynx

me: how was Japan (10:30)

person 2: Japanese (10:31)

Person 2: y* (10:31)

person 2: Japanesey(10:31)

me: Japan-easy (10:32) <---------Teleinternetkenetic

person 2: Japan-easy (10:32) <------

by bearjuden August 11, 2010

Telestalker

Someone who reads your mind to find out private information.

My telestalker spouse read my mind and found out what happened to me when I was a young boy.

by Ascended Master 1111 March 28, 2021

teleisa

the most beautiful girl in the world; big booty Judy

Teleisa is too hip.

by funkymonkey November 1, 2021

teleisha

a teleisha is someone who seems like an emotional brick but has a really sweet heart. if you don’t know her she can seem like a hard nut to crack but as soon as your friends she can be the funniest person, so fun to be around the life of the party. You always have fun around a teleisha however don’t get on her bad side.

person: omg they look like their having so much fun

another person: oh it’s cause a teleisha is there

by dhsbenz November 23, 2021

Telehistory

The distorted narrative of past events as presented by TV documentaries, where sensationalism often trumps accuracy, leaving viewers with a skewed version of historical facts.

While binge-watching a historical series, I couldn't help but wonder if I was absorbing genuine history or merely succumbing to the allure of telehistory.

by Martymcfly200 December 13, 2023