Teenering

The act of becoming so belligerently drunk that you pass out in the middle of walking, skipping, tap dancing, or cartwheeling, and thereby tumble on to the ground, or nearest solid object, in a topsy-turvy, yet charming fashion

"Oh my gosh! That drunk girl doing cartwheels accidentally tumbled onto that chain link fence!"

"It's okay, dude. She is just teenering."

by MBent January 6, 2013

telnet

A terminal-emulation protocol that is widely used on the Internet to log on to network computers. Telnet also refers to the application that uses the Telnet protocol for users who log on from remote locations.

Microsoft Telnet> o 207.44.188.38 25
Connecting To 207.44.188.38...Could not open connection to the host, on port 25.

An existing connection was forcibly closed by the remote host.

by :| October 19, 2003

teitelitarianism

Teitelitarianism happens when the principal of a high school does not heed to the needs and requests of students, is closed to new ideas, and almost always sides with the administration. This principal is often mocked, such as by students shouting "Stanley! Stanley! Stanley!"

Principal: Get out of the building! Party's over! I have work to do!
Student: This is teitelitarianism! Do not give in!

by stuy '09 June 26, 2009

tenenchiro

To trick someone; to spoil something for someone.

Jack was furious when Kelsey and Jake decided to tenenchiro the ending of Supernatural to him.

by jackthemoose4 October 28, 2014

Teixeira Regime

Maximiliano Tiexeira the ruler of the Teixeira Regime and founded in 2023 ruling over earth entirely through right of conquest. First by destroying the US with superior Uruguayan military might and technology then doing the same with every other inferior country and then enslaving every left over survivor under their Uruguayan masters

The Teixeira Regime was the best thing to ever happen to humanity

by s1kk1m February 23, 2023

whiskey tenebrion

When a woman takes a shot of whiskey, you either punch or slap her. Then you immediately shove your cock in her mouth.

Guy 1: Dude, why is Tracy mad cowing on you?

Guy2: Cuz last weekend I gave her the whiskey tenebrion

by Scole June 22, 2007

Teneil

Someone who is awesomely awesome and totally hawt :3
A girl who is an amazing friend and seriously talented in the musical area especially at playing drums and piano.

"Did you see Teneil dance? I wish I could move like that!"

by Breezy_22 March 21, 2010