When you think you got something good only to find out that you got duped. Coined from Call of Duty: World at War's Zombie Map Verruckt, where a mystery weapon box the player can spend their own points to open for a random weapon could spawn a teddy bear instead that will not only give the player no weapon but removes the box, making the entire team search the whole map to find out where it was moved to.
I got really excited about free ice cream but got the Teddy Bear upon realizing there was a line 300 people deep that didn't appear to be moving at all.
by An Excommunicated Elf April 10, 2009
Fingering a man in the fold of his scrotum, where it meets the area between his balls and his anus (aka gooch, grundle or smelly bridge) in a similar action to replacing the stuffing from a frayed teddy bear.
Becky fingerfucked her boyfriend by teddy bearing his scrotum into his body as if she was stuffing the innards back into her beloved cuddle chum.
by Nobbie April 27, 2010
10-year-old Michael's Uncle Lou,who is a big fat man with a rough manner,is really such a teddy bear. He and nephew Michael often fish together, and he is very loving towards his 3-year-old son Patrick,Michael's little cousin.
by JMC70 January 16, 2017
1) A small plush toy usually favored by little children (mostly females who consider the toy cute)
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
2) A nickname for people who's names are Theodore or Teddy
by chucky norrissy October 30, 2009
by Witchdoc6146 July 19, 2010
Fred: "Tell me Teddy bear, how do you know when the floors are clean with hands that dirty?"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
Stanley: "That's clever, Sir"
by Charly bear April 11, 2008
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