technoputz

A person unable to grasp new technologies or operate newfangled devices.

She's such a technoputz that she kept trying to call on her cellphone in the subway tunnel.

by angry_guy September 5, 2005

Technoclutz

A word used to describe someone who cannot use technology properly no matter how hard they try. A person who cannot figure out the simplest of things such as signing up for social media sites, navigating computers, cell phones, etc. A person who cannot figure out or embrace any aspect of technology and messes up whenever they try to.

Can you please help me connect my computer to the internet. I can't seem to do it, I'm such a technoclutz.

by mahatmabuddha September 7, 2016

technosurdia

modified behavioural patterns/experience in human beings in order to accommodate the requirements of technology - for example - you have to put your hand in front of a sensor at the tap in order to have a drink of water and assume an odd and ungainly position.

We need to make this product user friendly and eliminate too much technosurdia.

I'm fed up with technosurdia in shops - I had to wait 15 minutes for the card reader to accept my credit card.

Computer says 'no' - is a great comic example of technosurdia.

by anotheratheist June 27, 2009

Technosupernaturalism

Technosupernaturalism, also referred as technomythicalism and as technoextranaturalism, is the idea about produce technologies for study supernaturalism and make experiments about supernaturalism.

"Technosupernaturalism is an essential concept inside logical supernaturalism and supernatural sciences."

by Full Monteirism January 16, 2021

technosect

A technological variation of a cult, without adhering to a superstition and/or fictional deity.

His new Brain-Computer Interface allowed him to join the technosect and become part of the artificial hive mind.

by Kardashev's Pen August 14, 2023

Technoslave

In the world of BDSM and D/S (Domination & Submission) A technoslave is a submissive or consensual slave in the service of a Dominant Master or Mistress whose primary role is to worship his/her Dominant using his/her talents in all things technological, like webdesign, project management, online persona building, social media management and organization.

Miss Sher's Technoslave was a good bitch, using all his talents to make her website and twitter accounts popular by ensuring all her online social media and galleries across many technological platforms were organized to make His Mistress popular and bring her the adoration from many that she so deserves.

by Yes_Miss_Sher January 2, 2019

Technosludge

Use of AI or programs that rely on datasets to immitate a style or technique often by combining multiple works into an unappealing conglomerate that is then replicated ad nauseam.

(Insert favorite media) used to be something special but all this technosludge has ruined the appeal of it.

by Phrenelicus July 27, 2025