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technical hiccup 

A unexplainable technical outage that causes end-users to despise network administrators. Typically, the term "hiccup" is used either:

to "dumb down" the explanation for the less-technically-inclined
-or-
because the network administrator hasn't a clue about what has happened and doesn't want anyone to know he can't explain the problem.
The reason you couldn't login to your computer this morning was due to a "technical hiccup" and has thus been fully digested. Thank you for your patience and have a nice day.
technical hiccup by sindazed December 28, 2005

Technical Foul

When someone ruins a triumph, conquest, or personal joy by saying "technically...."
It's Party time!
Technically it is 2:30
Dude, technical foul

Technical Rider 

In theater (and musical performance), a rider is a set of requests or demands that a performer will set as criteria for performance.
Please send us the "technical rider" in order to know what you want to use in our theatre.
Technical Rider by SHATEELA August 31, 2010

Technical Chode 

Someone who brings up really minute details, therefore making them a chode
Me - He got like 20 yards on that run
John - Actually it was 19.5 yards
Me- Shut up you technical chode, go get me another beer.

Technical Bowserplay 

When playing Bowser in Smash Ultimate, if you have a stock advantage against your opponent or you are at a high percentage, use your side special attack on your opponent (to grab them) and suicide off the side of the stage.
Colin: TECHNICAL BOWSERPLAY
*Bowser suicides off stage*
Opponent: Fuck you

Technical Virgin 

A supposed "loophole" way for Christian girls to have anal and oral sex but remain "pure" and still call themselves a "virgin". Ridiculous and hypocritical, some girls who are only technically virgins themselves look down on other girls who have vaginal sex before marriage, even though they have let a guy put his penis in their ass.
"My friend Christian is a technical virgin, she only lets guys put it in two out of three of her possible holes."

"Your friend is an idiot; if a penis touches your naked body, you aren't pure anymore."