Teasing the Alien

butthole licking aka Tossing the Salad. Tagging the alien is known as anal sex.

Your face smells like ass, have you been teasing the alien?

by Ryan aka Ryno April 23, 2009

teaspressa

strong tea made by forcing steam through loose leaf tea

May I have an extra Teaspressa shot in my latte, please?

by Haldis December 9, 2018

myspace teasing

When a girl on myspace posts up slutty or very hot pictures that any guy will love to see, She puts the picture as her default, and than she sets them to private so that no one can see them.

Dude 1: Dude did you see the pictures she posted up on myspace last night?

Dude 2: Yea, too bad she set them to private though.

Dude 1: Yea, the bitch is just myspace teasing.

by kw525362 March 26, 2009

love teasing

the form of complimentary banter between two loved ones in which teasing is not to be found in short supply, and employs tactics such as inside jokes, and hilarious jabs of personal offense to the other; love is still conveyed, however these can get quite savage given the right couple and their level of tolerance and whimsical playfulness between the two. It should not be taken offensively, but as an endearing liveliness

Casey: "dangoldave, always up to no good, you need Jesus and to check on your 'mater plants"
Dave: "I don't fucking sound like that"
Casey: "I reckon you purdy much dang 'ol do actually"
Dave: "that's it, it's knuckles"

they love each other, and Casey doesn't think Dave is a redneck idiot that lacks the aptitude to properly grow tomatoes, and Dave isn't going to strike Casey with his knuckles (this time); they are just love teasing

by ichoosetophuckyou March 23, 2017

A Minge Teasing Bastard

Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.

Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard

by The Evil Biscuit of D00m June 11, 2006

tea-sip

One who attends or attended the University of Texas (t.u.) in Austin, Texas.

The term tea-sip (also spelled teasip, t-sip, or t sip) was started by students of Texas A&M University (aka. Aggies) in the early 1900's to belittle the well-to-do students of t.u.
The University of Texas was traditionally the "rich" school which pumped out doctors, lawyers and the like. A&M was the blue collar school which traditionally taught Agriculture and Mechanics (engineering).

The Aggies play the teasips on Thanksgiving day.

I'm sick of all those hippy teasips in Austin.

by Henry Hill February 8, 2005

Traffic Teasing

When curb crawling, stopping but then pulling off very slowly whenever someone approaches drive forward slowly therefore teasing them into catching up.

Did you pick up any hookers tonight?
No I was just traffic teasing.

by Kim Mitten March 28, 2007