Tea Time

a common term to go and smoke a form of pot out of a kettle, a British kettle
"Its Tea Time"
"Naw I just got my Tea Time fix a minute ago"
"Yourloss old chum"
by Josh W February 08, 2003
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English Tea Time

A sexual maneuver.

First, very hot (preferably boiling) water is placed in a partner's mouth. The partner must be laying flat on a surface. The partner then keeps his or her mouth open while the second person, a man, dips his "teabags" into the mouth of the partner, as if steeping a cup of tea. The "teabags" are left in the mouth for a few minutes, depending on how much tea flavouring is preferred. Once the desired amount of steeping is reached, the partner then swallows the water. Sugar, honey, lemon or anything one likes added to their tea should be added before swallowing but after the steeping process.
Person 1: Hey, would you mind taking me to the hospital?
Person 2: Sure. Are you okay?
Person 1: Oh, I scalded my scrotum because Jenny and I were having English Tea Time.
Person 2: That sounds painful. Is Jenny okay?
Person 1: She can't really talk because her mouth is burnt. But she liked the tea.
by The Shwastitute July 07, 2013
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Tea Time Alarm

An alert/warning in the United Kingdom that sounds at any given time in the day.
At the time of the sound, every person must stop what they are doing and drink a cup of tea.
The tea time alarm was sounded so we drank some tea.
by Josher109 February 05, 2023
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tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.
Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."
by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006
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Louisiana Tea Time

The act of a man steeping his balls in a fresh cup of warm urine, then pouring the cup down a woman’s throat or on her face.
Sorry guys, I have to get home to the wife... It’s Louisiana tea time and I’ve been holding it all day.
by Frunkle December 04, 2020
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tea time tim

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.
the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers
by natalie wilson March 30, 2019
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Tea time babes

A dope group chat that loves drama and spills all the “tea”. The best member of the group chat goes by the name of siesta. She is lit, cullen on the other hand, that’s another story, he is so mean. But everyone else is lit
Fan 1- have you heard of tea time babes?
Fan 2- OMG yes I love them, especially siesta!
by Ilikejazz October 26, 2017
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