T-boned

Adj; A car accident in which someone hits you directly on the driver or passenger side of your car, such as in a T-intersection.

My friend got T-boned the other day." Or, "Mike got T-boned yesterday when the another car drove through the stop sign.

by HULI June 29, 2011

athletic and toned

A body type commonly selected on match.com by men who are neither athletic nor toned. If they were honest with themselves they would select "beer belly".

I searched for athletic and toned men on match.com, but all the search results came back with were beer bellied men that didn't even have an attractive face to make up for the lie about their body type.

by graha259 April 2, 2011

Teboned

When you bang a chick for an hour, of which 58 minutes is a complete disappointment to her, though mysteriously managing to completely satisfy her in the final 2 minutes.

Antonym - Lebronned.

Sex is only enjoyable for dos minutos when you're being teboned.

by I IZ DA BOSS MAN December 3, 2011

tonedawg

the best nickname anyone named Anthony or Tony can get.
other pronunciations of this nickname can be:
tonedizzmil
tonedawger
t-dawg

yo tonedawg, what up man?

by Tonedawg181 August 20, 2009

Toned Vagina

A vagina that is not trashed or worn out. Very pleasing to look at. The appropriate verbiage for frat boys to ask for nude pictures of sorority girls. Not your average whores vagina but a high class sorority whores vagina.

Yo, hit me up after the gym. We should trade nudes. I want to know if you have a toned vagina.

by El Ray Sundrop June 3, 2019

TBoNENYC

An elite wingman or team player in a first person shooter game.

A person taught by Chuck Norris.

(Team) We won because that TBoNENYC can serve up those headshots!

Yo, that dude can beat you down back to your childhood. He's such a TBoNENYC.

by SHoWTiME_NYC February 4, 2010

toned chicken nugget

A smol, fit person that’s a little thicc

Sophie is cute, she’s like a toned chicken nugget. She’s athletic but still curvy in all the right ways.

by LLsophJ April 7, 2021