TILF

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck

you know you all have one....

Zara: "Mr. Lapish is deffo a TILF"
Kay/Bella/Steph: "OMG yeaaahhh"
Sangeetha: "eeeww no!"

by Zara-X- October 12, 2009

TILF

"Timber I'd Like to Fuck." Used to refer to a sexually attractive, hardcore fan of the Portland Timbers Football Club, of either sex. Person of reference is generally a member of the Timbers Army. Can also be used in reference to any current or former Timbers player or member of the Timbers coaching staff.

Fan 1: Dude, that girl's got a BIG axe!
Fan 2: Oh, what a TILF!
Fan 1: I've got wood. TIMBERS! *** TIMBERS! ***

by [AOP] Chief December 9, 2010

Puerto Rican Tailfeathers

The trail of dark hair between a (usually) Puerto Rican woman's buttocks. A total turn-on if you've ever had the pleasure of bedding a hot 'Rican lady. Really tickles your nose in a 69.

That latina had a thong on at the beach, showing off her Puerto Rican Tailfeathers.

by Eastside Mario November 27, 2003

tilf

Teacher I'd Like To Fuck.

An extremly hot teacher, everbody want's to have sex with

Henriette is a tilf, Steeff thinks so

by Shuki June 1, 2006

tilf

Twink I'd love to fuck

omg.. kirito is a tilf

by Liric November 7, 2019

tailf

Teacher's Assistant I'd Like to Fuck

Did you see our Econ TA this quarter? What a tailf!

by Tailf Lover February 16, 2009

tilf

Twin i'd like to fuck

Damn check out those tilfs ;)

by Laryssa && Layla March 3, 2008