Trustin

1) a name using a 'u' instead of the 'i'. A very rare name and can be used for either males or females.

2) (verb) to place your trust in someone and give your trust to someone hoping its returned

3) (adjective) describing a person or situation which is trusty

4) (noun) a person named Trustin who is trustworthy, dependable, reliable and occasionally does make mistakes but would never intentionally endanger others, manipulate or cause problems.

1) Trustin what a wonderful name! i wish i was a Trustin

2) Glenda: you know i am really afraid to trust but i think my heart is telling me to be trustin this time.

p1: can i trust you?
p2: i think we can both trust each other. we're gonna make mistakes but as long as we are honest and trustin we'll be fine
p3: yeah let's both trust each other

4) Lincoln: im feeling a bit queasy, i don't know if i can trust Trustin
Jeremy: of course you can trust her. she's a bit of a dumbbutt sometimes... but she has her heart in the right place and would never do anything to hurt you

Wendy: i am a bit scared to trust because of whats happened in the past.

Greg: but you can trust him... his name is Trusin and he is super trustworthy. He will take care of you...

Wendy: im just scared to get hurt
Greg: Unpossible - he's Trustin!

by dumbuttno.1 July 7, 2010

tasting the word

When a word is on the tip of your tongue, you can't quite remember what it is but it's so close your "tasting the word"

Matt " What is that area between the asshole and the fuckster? chaz, chozster, no thats not it, but I'm definitely tasting the word here"

Jamie " It's Chode ya spaz!"

by Anarchist Platypus July 6, 2010

trustiness

It's not even a word.

Steven Colbert, father of truthiness, on trustiness: "It's not even a word."

by xTrippleZero April 13, 2006

African Wine Tasting

The process of caging an african woman in a barrel with a snorkel. Upon filling it with active vibrators, call upon a squadron of air force cadets to ejaculate (air force cadets chosen for their ability to projectile ejaculate in rapid succession) until the barrel is full. After sufficient time has elapsed to ensure thorough blending of the ingredients, the mixture of semen and jungle juice is extracted and bottled for distribution to hipsters.

Smokey: Dude, have you tried that new vintage at the African Wine Tasting Austin held?
Sean: Yea bro, it tingled my hipster nether regions!

by The Austitute July 28, 2011

Taunting the Octopus

When your exploit your ex-girlfriend's emotional weaknesses in an effort to extract a desired emotional outburst. Often used as a way to 'stay in touch' over IM in those harsh periods after a breakup in which you need to cause suffering in order to feel better about yourself.

Guy 1: She came online complaining about my inability to commit so I told her she's an over-emotional head case that just needs a good ass-fucking from some guy she won't 'fall in love' with between initial insertion and the final pull-out.

Guy 2: Dude... You're totally taunting the octopus on that one. I bet she cried herself to sleep. Good on ya!

by vert flacon June 26, 2006

whiskey tasting

1. a bad idea.
2. a really bad idea.
3. an event at which everyone brings a different whiskey to sample.
4. the leading cause of excessive vomiting, loss of memory, wandering party members, terrible mornings, bad denny's breakfast, and the occasional waking up in a camp fire.

morning after a whiskey tasting:
hungover#1: man, i dont remember a thing about last night, what happened?
hungover#2: was one hell of a whiskey tasting, thats for sure.
hungover#3: why did i wake up with my sleeping bag on fire?

by chemisus October 18, 2010

Skank-tasting

The sexual act of a person going down on a skank after a night of drinking.

Skank-tasting can be hazardous to your health.

I have a bad taste in my mouth after a night of skank-tasting.

by A-Cup Skank September 4, 2019