Tarquin

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot

why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?

by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018

Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.

Critical damage tarquin Morgan

by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019

Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.

Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!

by Rikstir July 20, 2019

Tarquin

A man named Luke gillam

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin

by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023

Tarquin

That one teacher's pet who thinks pigeons are superior, tells students to expect less holidays and more homework, hated by everyone else for a good reason, the son of James Mr. McIronCock, kisses pigeons but denies the allegations.

Tarquin: EVERYONE STOP MESSING AROUND!
Me: oh, shut up you pigeon-kisser.
*Throws a ball at Tarquin*

by RStickCat34 October 20, 2025

Tarquin

Latin for wee drop

I was so excited I Tarquined

by Tarquin the Tessie August 5, 2022