Tarquin & Margo

Fictional charachters invented by band Resisting Dystopia, in order to describe upper middlclass white people who pretend to be left wing as a fashion statement.
Stop being such a pair of melts, you fucking Tarquin & Margo!
by Rikstir July 20, 2019
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Tarquin

I want to go to dinner with a Tarquin
by Tarquin identifier July 30, 2023
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Tarquin

I was so excited I Tarquined
by Tarquin the Tessie August 06, 2022
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Tarquin

he's a stereotypical example of a perfect human being who has a job, wins a medal, has a degree and likes reggae and football, as described by contemporary god Joe Talbot
why don't you get a job?
even Tarquin has a job
Mary Berry's got a job
so why don't you get a job?
by UrbanTemps September 20, 2018
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Tarquin morgan

The GREASTEST Being to walk the earth, ever in history.
by BECKY13👻 November 17, 2019
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