Tardsy

An otherwise normal person acting in an unusually retarded way, sometimes caused by excess sugar or late night binges.

Also can be used as a noun to describe the person.

Jason and Brian have been acting really tardsy lately and rolling around on the floor drooling.

Hey Tardsy, stop acting so fucking tardsy!

by Damien B. May 13, 2006

tardreded

when retards cannot pronounce retarted

He is so tardreded

by rugerandcodie December 19, 2010

tardy late

To be extremely late so much that being fashionably late is unacceptable as your tardy to being late (like two hours late)

last time she was trying to be fashionably late to the party she overstepped her timeslot and was tardy late. I decided not to invite her to the next one so bitch knew not to mess with me. Fashionably late Bitch don't do this to me unacceptable no time management

by Meaning 37 November 5, 2013

Tardy dard

A complete dumb dumb. And they know it! But they're not sure. Stanley, Davidic Covenant!! Ha ha ha ha!!!!!

YOU ARE A TARDY DARD, DARDY TARDY. FAARRTY TARD!!!!!

by Dik hed July 31, 2017

Tardy boys

A couple pals who have no concept of time or the desire to be on time for anything, especially work.

Couple pals rolling in an hour late and then they sit in their vans for an hour. They are some tardy boys!

by Couplepals September 10, 2019

Little tardy

When you have a meeting with a midget with down syndrome who arrives late.

Corky finally got here. He is a little tardy.

by dedman73 August 18, 2009

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010