Tards

Players, coaching staff, and fans of Melbourne Victory Football Club, based in Melbourne, Australia. They compete in the Australian A-League Football (Soccer) Championship.

The term has its origins in the club's player recruitment policy, which were widely seen as "retarded" by fans of rival cubs, and as the Melbourne team has no official mascot, the term "tard" became widely used by football fans Australia-wide.

The term stuck when the Melbourne football club's management appeared to be happy with poor on-field results.

Guy 1: What was the football score?
Guy 2: We beat Melbourne 4-0.
Guy 1: Ha! We whooped them tards good!

by Merrick July 16, 2008

Tards

Simply, the plural form of the word tard. More than one tard.

Democrats are tards!

by keifermail September 22, 2009

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

tarded

my girlfriend

My girlfriend is tarded

by Anonymous Coward 7 million December 17, 2008

Tard

Is what you call a retarded person. Normally used in school to tell others the Special Ed kids are coming

Tard Alert, on your right
Fucking tards ate my lunch

by JavaCares November 14, 2017

tarding

The act of being retarded.

Ex: Josh was so tarding over bob
Ex: Billy was tarding so bad, we left him at the mall.

by Lekana October 1, 2005

Tard

a Tard is a kid who likes to touch stuff around him at random moments and bash his head on any near by object

Oh hes a Tard

by Titaan April 2, 2018