MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

tarlet

Alternate pronunciation of 'toilet', usually among Midwesterns.

Where's the tarlet?!?! I'm gonna puke!

by okcoolwatwat December 28, 2005

Turdlet

a small piece of poop!

you are such a turdlet!

by Carrie Gale May 10, 2011

turdlette

A feminine turd. Similar to bitch.

"Jill is such a turdlette! Did you hear what she said about my dress?"

by W K December 13, 2007

taddletale

one who blabs to the nearest authority figure when the slightest bad thing happens

Mommy! Timmy didn't do his homework!
Oh, Tommy! Don't be such a taddletale!

by a local citizen February 27, 2005

tardlette

a term of endearment used for a friend who is prone to lack of common sense, good judgment, or general intelligence and knowledge in any one area being discussed.

"I pierced my nose and it hurt!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"

by Natrajkumari October 29, 2007

Turdlet

a small piece of crap that is hot out after explosive diarrea

o look at that turdlet that poop must have been painful

by acmoney February 28, 2005