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takeout

food you buy and..strange as it may seem...take out
by cockspank June 29, 2003
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Tapout

Have you ever noticed how dudes in tapout shirts travel in pairs?
by successfulheterosexual July 7, 2010
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Indian Takeout

A sexual fetish in where the male anals the female, and dickslaps the female square on in the middle of the forehead to give a red mark to resemble the ones indians have.
After the dickslap, it is usually followed by a blowjob.
John: Dude i took jaimie for a date, and we so did the indian takeout.
Mark: No WAAY!
by Nima/Tk/Jette/Sawyer December 15, 2008
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Chinese Takeout

When a person is forcefully removed from an airplane and gotten beaten up in the process due to the airplane being overbooked.
Janna: What happened to Jim on his flight?
Bob: He was severed Chinese takeout.
by tastybiscuits April 20, 2017
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chinese takeout

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.
"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."
by Travis Urban August 2, 2006
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Tapout shirt

A grungy shirt from the early 2000s typically worn by dirt bikers and bmx bikers. Worn out torn shirts worn by losers who talk to their bikes more than their family members.
Do you see that biker over there? That idiot is wearing a Tapout Shirt
by DaeBaeFay November 29, 2018
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Tapout

An MMA type clothing company. before this brand was popular, people who actually train wore these. unfortunatly once UFC got popular the brand got a bad rap because nowadays only fat kids and bros who dont even train wear these shirts.
MMA fighter driving home from gym waits at red light:"wow this guy in front of me is a serious jackass"
Bro in lifted truck with tapout stick on rear windsheild proceedes to blow smoke from muffler onto the fighter's toyota corolla. MMA fighter folows truck home and then beats the crap out of driver. MMA fighter thinks to himself, "what has happened to tapout fans".
by keepskatin'bro August 21, 2011
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