Talmadge

Being excessive or extra

Do you think i did it enough ?

Might be a little Talmadge.

by TALMADGEOFAGOODTHING September 8, 2023

tarmageddon

Any "messy" situation that you get into when sealing a roof, paving a roadway, etc.

Sarge had told Zero to "stay out of the street" --- due to its having been freshly re-coated that day --- when running an errand for him, but said buck-toothed clueless had naively assumed that his corpulent commanding-officer had merely been concerned about the welfare of his shoes; knowing that they were in fact just his old ratty ones rather than his good pair, said lanky low-IQ private therefore went ahead and squish-squashed through said sticky goo, anyway, and then made a terrible tarmageddon on the floor of the office upon his return, much to the horror of his aforementioned beefy-statured supervisor.

by QuacksO January 21, 2024