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take a number

A comeback used when confronted in an aggressive fashion.
Thug: I'ma kill you, mothafucka!
You: Take a number, bitch.
by DeadByDawn October 14, 2004
mugGet the take a numbermug.

take a number

A fine women that everybody wants to get with...
A prostitute.
Man you want to get with her you might as well take a number...
by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004
mugGet the take a numbermug.

take a number

A way of saying
"Shutup mate, your not significant"
"I wish i had some music mozoes"
"Take a number dude"
by Yep October 13, 2004
mugGet the take a numbermug.

taking a number 4

Yo i just caught Justin taking a number 4
by Jagar21 March 15, 2018
mugGet the taking a number 4mug.

taking a number 3

A causal way of explaining what you are were doing to your self after being caught masturbating.
Son you just walked in on your old man taking a number 3, it's perfectly natural.
by Razor_Beak November 6, 2019
mugGet the taking a number 3mug.

taking a number 81

When you use the urinal right next to someone and you start up a conversation
Tom and I were taking a number 81 today in the men's room
by T@p$ter! November 15, 2017
mugGet the taking a number 81mug.

taking a number three

when a man shits on the toilet while having anal/vaginal intercourse with his woman
it was germaines birthday so she asked mark to take a number three, its taking a number two with your old lady, taking a number three is the true test of manhood
by queenlachiefa February 10, 2015
mugGet the taking a number threemug.

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