Paintbrush

(v.) - To make a paintbrush motion with one's dick on a woman's vagina. A man does this when he is either put in a predicament in which he does not want to engage in sexual intercourse or he is simply out of condoms and wants to play it safe.

"She just dropped her pants and bent over. I didn't know what to do so I just paintbrushed her for a little bit."

"I ran out of condoms, and I do not want any kids so i just paintbrushed her clit a bit."

by KrizAlin1 October 24, 2009

Paintbrush ponytail

A ponytail that resembles a childhood watercolor art set paintbrush. This ponytail usually exceeds NO MORE than 2" in length and, it is uneven and quite stiff in nature due to the use and/or abuse of alkaline/lye/ammonium thioglycolate.....aka "PERM". Other chemicals that can contribute to this unpolished paintbrush look are the overuse of p-phenylenediamine, the main ingredient in most hair dye products, or hydrogen peroxide (aka "bleach"). The wearer of a paintbrush ponytail has usually spent most of her time trying her very best to catch every strand and fly-away in order to tame the ponytail into something presentable to the public, but to no avail. After years of stress on the hair, the outcome is never favorable: snatched edges, permanently damaged hair follicles, maximum breakage, loss of friends due to embarrassment.

Dude, have you seen your girl's hair??? She needs to stop rocking that paintbrush ponytail and just go natural.

Wow.....look at that woman's paintbrush ponytail . What a shame. She would rather wear that sorry excuse for a hairstyle than cut it all off and start fresh.

by FantaBlack December 12, 2015

Stinky Paintbrush

Taking a shit in a toliet so long that when the turd breaks it brushes that back of your balls.

My toliet in my camper is shallow & puts the stinky paintbrush on me regularly.

by Kdawg79 July 9, 2021

taint brush

A long goatee that brushes/tickles the taint when you eat pussy

I wouldn't want to smell his taint brush after he eats pussy.

by Bellezebub July 14, 2005

Picasso's Paintbrush

When you have sex with a girl and pop her cherry causing her to bleed. When you pull out you have what seems to be a paintbrush dipped in red paint.

"Hey, was she a virgin?"
"Yeah, she gave me a Picasso's Paintbrush!"

by ArealMasterpiece July 20, 2009

paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

someone who irls paintbrush from inanimate insanity

zoe: are you a paintbrush irl??

chloe: yes yes yes yes yes yes yes surely yes yes surely yep yes yes yes yes yes yea I am duh yes yesnyensyensyensy3jsudjjsjsmdjdjsj I am definitely a paintbrush irl inanimate insanity

by Poopy shart July 18, 2022

taintcrust

Crust that builds up on a hookers taint as she performs her civil services throughout the day.

I think she was a prostitute bruh, her taintcrust was rookin.

by StarTreader November 30, 2015