TAF

Rumour has it that the tightest man on earth lives in Seaham, England and is known locally as TAF (TIGHT AS FUCK) ✊✊✊

OH LOOK ITS TAF CHECK YOUR CHANGE HE'S PROBABLY GIVEN YOU A TROLLY TOKEN 👀👀👀

by BOB136882 September 16, 2020

TAF

Tired as fuck

"Jamey wore me out in bed last night. I'm TAF!"

by TwoTats November 17, 2015

TAF

1.)An acronym meaning Take A Fifth
2.)To take a fifth of alcohol, preferably Bacardi 151

Tate: "Yo pat, TAF! "
Patrick: "Will do!"

by Tate and Pat November 04, 2005

tafs

1. Take a fucking seat. Meaning that a person just got embarrassed or shut down and should take a seat (usually used in a chat ).

gg loser tafs.

tafs, you just got taken to the cleaner son.

by Pedro Sosa October 05, 2010

TAF

Trick ass fucker; Someone who can rarely be taken serious, is always cracking jokes, and is extremely sarcastic. This person has high levels of trickery and fuckery. 12/10 will make you laugh. Sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re being serious or not.

Jon: omg she is always cracking jokes and saying stupid shit to make us laugh.
Carl: yeah bro, she is such a TAF.

by NKDNKA April 13, 2021

TAF

The actual fuck...

TAF this is bananas

by marlord November 14, 2015

TAF

Tired as fuck. Exhausted.

Took a nap in my truck at lunch... still TAF.

by kar bomb October 11, 2005