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by w-whiskers November 8, 2020
Get the crafting table mug.When a waitress at a bar, restaurant or club who waits on tables, acts like she is interested in you, as a customer, & flirts with you, even at great lengths & depth throughout the night, just to lure you so that you may be inclined to shell out alot of tip money for her. She may even provide you with her number (fake usually) just to give you the illusion of hope. She'll play the role very good and she's usually a good talker. And if you start talking to her like in a flirtatious way, then she know she's got you. So don't flirt, because she's just wants to hurt you in your pocket. These table teasers won't flirt with girls because they know girls won't tip more just because so they target only the guys as victims. Typically these women are pretty good looking, or atleast compared to the other waitresses around, so they know that you will be attracted to them. Basically their game is the same as a cockteaser, only in a bar or restuarant or even club setting with the goal of milking money. Normally people would tip an average of around 15% but victims (typically guys) have been known to shell out 50% on tip just because the table teaser was that good into making the guy believe he had a chance with her. And the worst thing is, sometimes these table teasers would allow the guys to buy them drinks just to play the role that they are interested. So they get free drinks & more money from the guys... and that is their game.
Dude, how much tip did you end up giving to that table teaser whore last night?
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
Why did that table teaser gave me her number and when I called this morning, it was a non-working number?
Becareful of these new breed of money hungry hustlers, they're aren't called table teasers for nothing.
A table teaser is a fusion of a cock teaser and a waitress all into one.
I hate it when I'm drunk and get taken advantaged by those goddamn table teasing bitches!
Damn, I got table teased again. I can’t believe I dropped 20 dollars tip on a 30 dollar bill for that bitch.
by happyjoemann March 26, 2012
Get the table teaser mug.1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.
3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.
3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
by plsapproveme June 15, 2020
Get the Enchantment Table mug.A swampy , incestuous red neck breeding ground located in the woodlands of Oneida County, New York between the towns of Lee Center and Camden. TABERG is best known for providing manpower to the local unemployment roles and punchlines for any joke involving public intoxication, animal pregnancy, low intelligence or meth lab explosions. The citizens of TABERG annually mass at their "Field Days" to exchange insults, chew tobacco, drink and fight. Each year the results of the previous years alcohol induced copulations are shown off and judged. Fatherhood is determined by a lottery. Tabergers are suspicious of outsiders and will confront and attack anyone they are not related to or has a full set of natural teeth.
Billy Bob: What’s got 86 legs and 14 teeth?
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
Cletus: I dunno
Billy Bob: The line for the Taberg Field Days beer tent!
by boonviller September 21, 2021
Get the Taberg mug.When situations get too out of hand and either:
A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
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A) You must relieve stress somehow.
or
B) You need people's attention.
You simply go and flip a table. This has been used many times in cartoons or movies or whatever, as you know. So. Yeah.
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
Person: "So I was j-"
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
Other: "OH MY GOD, I saw the cutest jeans!"
Person: "Oookay, I was just saying that I wa-"
Other: "Is there something wrong with y-"
Person: "*Table flip* BITCH, SHUT THE FUCK UP."
by 1stConquest September 9, 2012
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Get the delicio'table mug.Cunt-a-table is a term used for when a female(or someone with female Genitalia,hence 'Cunt') smashes/hits there reproductive organ against any part of of a table.
by George_94 November 19, 2009
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